These are just a buncha things that not many people can claim, or want to...
- Six continents down, one to go
- Had a sheep donated in my name to a 3rd world country
- Have a kilt in my clan tartan
- Successfully bribed cops in Mexico
- Drove from Newark DE to Columbia MO in 9 hours
- Was given a concealed carry permit
- Worked on a wooden tall ship that sank off the Outer Banks
- Played Columbia at the Rocky Horror Picture Show
- Saw Spinal Tap in concert
- Created my own breakfast cereal, "BrightShinyCrunch." My first recipe was rejected because it had "no nutritional value," so I added corn flakes. 30 bowls of pure suggary enthousiasm.
- Made bootleg beer
- Put a case of Yeunging through a home made "filter" to make scotch whisky
- Ran The Assassination Game
- Jumped out of a perfectly good airplane
- Scubadove off the coast of Manzanilla and the Great Barrier Reef
- Made two chainmail shirts, celtic and samurai patterns.
- Attended a small conservative christian college in Iowa
- Realized that five liters of beer a day at Oktoberfest is perfect. Six was a bad idea.
