Obscuria

These are just a buncha things that not many people can claim, or want to.  Then there's me:
Six continents down, one to go
had a sheep donated in my name to a 3rd world country
have a kilt in my clan tartan
bribed cops in Mexico
driven from Newark DE to Columbia MO in 14 hours
was given a concealed carry permit
worked on a wooden tall ship that sank off the Outer Banks
played Columbia at the Rocky Horror Picture Show
saw Spinal Tap in concert
Created my own breakfast cereal, "BrightShinyCrunch."  My first recipe was rejected because it had "no nutritional value," so I added corn flakes.  30 bowls of pure suggary enthousiasm.
made bootleg beer
put a case of Yeunging through a home made "filter" to make scotch whisky
ran The Assassination Game
jumped out of a perfectly good airplane
scubadove off the coast of Manzanilla
made two chainmail shirts
attended a small conservative christian college in Iowa
realized that five liters of beer a day at Oktoberfest is perfect.  Six was a bad idea.